"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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Cute Chubby Penguin

I need it

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me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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Xenomorph by Walt Simonson

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me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

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International Times (UK), June 1970.

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